Upgrade Patch

Patch's can be sewn into Enchanted Anarchist’s Battle Rattle to upgrade the item.

Earth Upgrade Patch (Small)
This patch depicts the planet Earth, which is currently under the regency of the Borant System.

Ahh, the planet earth. A whole lot of culture. A whole lot of spunk. So many dumbasses.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:


 * +5% to Strength.
 * Immunity from cloud-based attacks.

Skyfowl Upgrade Patch (Small)
This patch depicts the twelve flaming arrows the great Skyfowl hero Radiant Star shot into his grandfather in order to end the frozen time that plagued their world.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:


 * +5% to Dexterity.
 * +5% damage to all ranged projectiles.

Bomb Upgrade Patch (Medium)
This patch is finely made from Spider Reaper Minion thread silk.

It’s a bomb. You blow shit up all the time. It’s appropriate you have a patch depicting it. This patch is finely made, which means all below upgrades are enhanced.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:


 * +11% to Constitution.
 * +6% damage to all explosives.
 * +2 to the Dangerous Explosives Handling Skill.
 * +15% Discount from traveling Spider Reaper Minion merchants.

The Midnight Epicure Upgrade Patch (Medium)
Ah, yes. The Midnight Epicure. The Caprid Who Devours the Sky. This scary-ass fable is used to terrify children across the universe. Eat your dinner, or the Midnight Epicure will come eat it for you. He will not be satisfied by the meal and will in turn devour every child in the home. Best draw a picture of him and put it in your window to let him know you’re on to his tricks.

I’m pretty sure this fairy tale was devised by Big Therapy in order to keep themselves in work.

Over the cycles, the rather disturbing symbol of the Midnight Epicure, which is really just a racist caricature of an adult Caprid, developed into a ward against all night evils.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:


 * Protection against Vampirism.
 * Protection against Lycanthropy.
 * +25% Magical damage against all sapient undead.

''Warning: Upgrade patches are fleeting items. You may remove them, but they will be destroyed in the process.''